BALZAC Micropenis Label Sticker

The label on its own, on vinyl. Wrap it round a blank box and hand it to someone, or stick it on a laptop and let people work it out from across the room.

Square vinyl, glossy finish, indoor and outdoor rated. Peels clean.

Novelty gag gift — contains no product.

Flat-rate shipping within the United States, calculated at checkout. Made to order, so allow 2–7 business days before dispatch. Tracking is emailed when the label is created.

Printed-to-order items are made individually and can't be returned for change of mind. If yours arrives damaged or misprinted, send a photo within 14 days and a replacement goes out at no cost.